Whether you want to find out what’s going on in the world, procrastinate, or just show off your wit, Twitter is pretty amazing.
Click around long enough and you’ll find some hilarious, follow-worthy people firing off 140-character quips worth reading.
Here are 11 of the most worthy tweets we saw this year:
Avocado: not ripe Avocado: not ripe Avocado: not ripe Avocado: I'M RIPE NOW Avocado: okay you were in the bathroom so I rotted
ME] i'm gonna try not to tweet as much. get some real projects of the ground [ME, AN HOUR LATER] time travioli. the time traveling ravioli
There was a lost bro at the train station this morning. I put a little bowl of Gatorade out for him & alerted the nearest frat.
when u know the solutions to all ur problems but u just don't wanna do em
oh, my blush? it's called "i've had five glasses of wine
when ur saying goodbye to a tinder date who u have no intention of ever seeing again https://t.co/2HagUZaT8L
In 34 years I've said I love you to two women and every dog I've ever seen.
in what section of my resume do I put drinking wine in the shower special skills or work experience
So today I was lookin at a girl bcuz she had a piece of lettuce in her hair & she looks at me and said "I have a boyfriend" ok lettuce head
Let's get married and have kids so instead of enjoying coffee in the morning you can braid hair while I pack lunches and we can all be late.
Planning a family outing is just deciding which activity will lead to the least amount of complaining from the least number of people.
Lauren Levine is a freelance writer who has contributed to publications and websites including The Huffington Post, Hello Giggles, Bustle, Thought Catalog, The Charlotte Observer, U.S. News & World Report, and others. She’s also the co-host of The Margarita Confessionals podcast. Say hi on Twitter, @lifewithlauren1.