D Bag of the Day: A Guy Straps Porno Magazines to Himself as Body Armor Before Challenging His Neighbor to a Knife Fight

Hey look, someone found something old fashioned PORNO MAGAZINES can do that Internet porn can't.

A 49-year-old guy named Donald Gaither from Ada, Oklahoma was FURIOUS at a former neighbor of his named Troy Bagley, because Donald was pretty sure Troy had gotten him kicked out of his trailer park.

So Donald went to Troy's place on Sunday and challenged him to a KNIFE FIGHT.

And he prepared by bringing along four knives and wrapping his midsection in homemade body armor . . . which he made by taping a bunch of adult magazines around his body.

Troy turned down the duel challenge and called the cops.

And Donald was arrested for assault with a dangerous weapon and possession of an offensive weapon.  When the cops asked him about his sexy body armor, he said he'd, quote, "been to prison and knew what to do to protect himself."

 

(The Ada News / NBC 4 - Oklahoma City

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