This seems like just about the SLOWEST and DUMBEST way to get a ride. Haven't these people heard of Uber? Or . . . walking?
A 50-year-old guy named Jeffrey Sabiel and a 32-year-old woman named Santa Marie Walters went to a Walmart in Largo, Florida last week . . . and they stole one of the motorized shopping carts.
And . . . they rode it to a bar.
We plugged the Walmart and the bar into Google Maps and found they were a whopping 0.7 miles away from each other. So basically they stole the motorized shopping cart to avoid a 12-minute walk.
They cops found them . . . and the cart . . . at the bar. And they were arrested for theft.