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I feel so bad for the guy . . . he’s going to be traumatized AND constipated.


A 64-year-old man was waiting for a train in San Francisco last week when he got into an argument with two women . . . one who was in her 20s and the other one who was in her 60s.


It’s not clear what they argued about, but it escalated . . . QUICKLY! The women PEPPER SPRAYED the guy.  And then they stole his bag.


What was in it?  Laxatives.  Lots and lots of laxatives!


The cops are trying to track them down.  Might I suggest looking in bathrooms?  LOL