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A career as “drug dealer” is NOT a LEGITIMATE job!

A 35-year-old guy named David Blackmon from Fort Walton Beach, Florida called the cops early on Sunday to report a robbery.  David told them he’s a drug dealer, and someone stole his bag of cocaine out of his car.

I’m not exactly sure what he was hoping for from the cops, but they came out, searched his car, found a DIFFERENT bag of cocaine, and arrested him.

There’s no word if they ever tracked down his stolen drugs.  (The Smoking Gun

(Here’s his mugshot.)