Drunk people do dumb, drunk things.
A 50-year-old woman named Tracy Stephens from Alachua, Florida was driving drunk on Saturday and got into a crash in a T.J. Maxx parking lot. But she sped away without giving the other driver her information.
The cops went out looking for her, and they quickly found her . . . peeing in the middle of a nearby street.
She was arrested on several charges.