CAMBRIDGE, UNITED KINGDOM - MAY 23: Queen Elizabeth II chats to Claire Morris (L), who gave birth at 02:46hrs this morning to Charlotte Rose Morris, with her partner Steve Tibbett , in the Rosie Birth Centre at Rosie Maternity Hospital on May 23, 2013 in Cambridge, England. During her visit to officially open the Rosie Hospital, the Queen unveiled a plaque, visited the hospital's Birthing Centre and met staff and new mothers. (Photo by Chris Harris - WPA Pool/Getty Images)
How are you gonna explain this to the kid. . .