This is a real “stick to your day job” situation right here.
A 51-year-old guy named Jeff Athey went into a bank in Rockwell, North Carolina earlier this week, pulled out a gun, demanded some cash, and then drove off in a silver Ford Mustang.
Oh . . . and Jeff happens to be a COP.
Maybe that’s why he was such a terrible criminal, because he was caught less than five minutes later.
He was charged with robbery with a dangerous weapon . . . and he’s already been fired.