You're not going to be able to hide from the cops if your hiding technique isn't good enough to trick a two-year-old.
The police in Derbyshire, England went to a woman's house on Monday after she skipped a court appearance, and she tried to hide from them . . . by putting a laundry hamper over her head and standing perfectly still.
But . . . um . . . it only covered her head and about half of her torso. So somehow, the cops found her and arrested her . . . after they took a picture of how ridiculous she looked.