Funny because it’s R. Kelly as the victim, sad because losing your house sucks. But once again, funny, because it’s R. KELLY!
It sucks to lose your house. If you’ve ever been foreclosed on or evicted, it stings. But if you’re running an alleged sex ring and have multiple homes, and wrack up tons of debt and you’re supposed to be this musician/celebrity, y’know, with money, it’s not so sad anymore.
As you already know, R. Kelly was evicted from his home after rent non-payment, but what happened in the comments of ABC 7 Chicago‘s thread on the article about the news may be the funniest thing to happen on the internet in a minute. It starts off with “It’s the remix to eviction…”
“Now, I usually don’t do this but uhh gon head and break em off a preview of the remix”
Not only did I let out a very loud “HAH” at my desk reading these – but if you didn’t read that without hearing it in the “Ignition (Remix)” sound form, there’s something wrong with your brain.
If you need some help, here you go.
“Checks goin’ bounce bounce bounce bounce….”
Amy Cooper is one with the force and the force is with her.