Well, at least this guy is predictable.
A 25-year-old guy named Jonathan Rivera from Hartford, Connecticut stole a car on Wednesday.
Why? Because he needed to get to a court date . . . for car theft charges.
Yes, he stole a different car LAST month, and was charged with larceny.
So he stole the car, drove to court, heard his charges . . . and then when he went back outside and hopped in his new stolen car, the cops were waiting to arrest him.
There's no word on when he'll be in court to face THOSE charges, but . . . um . . . people in Hartford should probably make sure to lock their car doors that day.