D Bag of the Day: A Guy Tries to Get Away After Huffing Air Freshener at Walmart...But He Passes Out Right in Front of the Store

The biggest problem with trying to HUFF AND RUN is that the huffing part sure makes the running part more difficult.

There's a 27-year-old guy named Logan Vinton Epperly in Triangle, Virginia . . . and trust me, he's much less fancy than that name suggests.

Around 4:00 A.M. on Monday, Logan broke into a Walmart and started huffing from their cans of air freshener.  Then he tried to run away.

But . . . all that huffing really ruined that plan.  When the cops got there, they found him totally passed out RIGHT in front of the store.

He was charged with burglary and inhaling drugs or other noxious chemical substances.

(Patch