In Florida, they call this “quality family time.”
On Saturday night, the cops in Cape Canaveral, Florida got a call about a woman performing some favors on a guy in a public park . . . in clear view of plenty of other people, including families with small children.
And when the cops got there, the reports were true . . . they saw a 39-year-old woman named Mandi Falconer doin’ stuff to a 65-year-old guy named Robert Spiess.
How do Mandi and Robert know each other? No big deal, he’s just her STEPFATHER.
They were both arrested and charged with lewd and lascivious acts. And you can only imagine how awkward their family Fourth of July barbecue was.