Hasn't this guy ever heard of yoga or taking a nice long bath?
The cops in Clearwater, Florida got a call around 2:30 A.M. on Tuesday about a 20-year-old guy named Carlos Salvador, who was inside a 24-hour laundromat . . . watching porn on his phone and getting-it-on with HIMSELF.
And he told the cops he was doing it because . . . pleasuring himself in public, quote, "helps with his anxiety."
He was arrested for exposure of sexual organs.