The internet did it again to me today. Last week I found some Oven-roasted Turkey Candy Canes, this week I give you a nine layer, three course meal in a can. I wish I were making this up. Someone found a way to condense a 3 course meal into a can and sell it to the masses.

Developed by a guy named Chris Godfrey … and according to the product’s site it was made for “gamers who can’t tear themselves away from their new games and consoles on Christmas Day.”

I don’t think you could could pay me to eat this … Dead serious, not even a million dollars would convince me to eat a whole can of this.