Meet Everett Lages … Everett was arrested for trying to bring a kitten into a strip club in Florida. After getting into it with the strip club owner, Lages preceded to call 911.
According to the Charlotte County Sherifs Department “Lages appeared intoxicated when deputies arrived, prompting authorities to call him a taxi.” According to the release.
The kitten-carrier then refused to tell the cab driver where he lived, and instead kept calling 911 — despite sheriff’s deputies still being at the scene — so police arrested him.
Ha!! So not only was Everett drunk … but he was so drunk that he couldn’t even tell the taxi driver where he lived! That’s a new level of drunk!
It’s also stupid too when you really think about it!