It’s hard to make SO many bad choices simultaneously like this guy did.


There’s a 28-year-old guy named Keith Cavalier in Gulfport, Mississippi.  And early on Saturday, he CRASHED his pickup truck into the front of a county courthouse.


When the cops got there, he told them he did it on PURPOSE . . . because he figured it would be the best way to get their attention so he could report a crime.


And that crime was . . . someone had stolen his drug paraphernalia.  (We don’t know what specific paraphernalia it was.)


He was charged with a DUI and malicious mischief.  Fortunately no one was hurt in the crash.


(Clarion Ledger)