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It’s hard to make SO many bad choices simultaneously like this guy did.

 

There’s a 28-year-old guy named Keith Cavalier in Gulfport, Mississippi.  And early on Saturday, he CRASHED his pickup truck into the front of a county courthouse.

 

When the cops got there, he told them he did it on PURPOSE . . . because he figured it would be the best way to get their attention so he could report a crime.

 

And that crime was . . . someone had stolen his drug paraphernalia.  (We don’t know what specific paraphernalia it was.)

 

He was charged with a DUI and malicious mischief.  Fortunately no one was hurt in the crash.

 

(Clarion Ledger)