Guy Breaks Into Home and Tries to have Booty Call!

This guy may have the biggest kahunas out of anyone I know!

A 22-year-old guy named Allan Gonzalez from Syracuse, New York was driving his Audi on a back road last week when he swerved off the road and crashed.

He happened to crash near an empty house, so he broke in. Then... he had a crazy idea! He made a BOOTY CALL and invited a lady to come to the house, drink the booze inside, and get-it-on with him.

Well, she also thought it was a good idea and showed up!

Their "romantic" night was interrupted when a neighbor noticed people were in the house and called the cops. Allan was arrested for burglary. No word on what happened to the girl. I'm assuming she had no idea.

Sometimes it truly amazes me that these stories are actually real.