This guy should probably consider investing in turtlenecks.
There’s a 36-year-old guy named Matthew Bushman from Mansfield, Illinois. And last Wednesday, the cops put out a warrant for his arrest in a forgery case.
On Friday, some officers spotted him and asked him if he was Matthew. And he said no, and gave them a fake name.
There was just one problem. He has his name TATTOOED on his NECK.
It says “Matty B.” on his throat, and the cops saw it . . . so that really blew up his plan. He was arrested.