Back on January 8th, a 35-year-old guy named Marcus Davis in Portland, Oregon went to the hospital with a gunshot wound to the JUNK.
And he told the cops a homeless man had shot him at a bus stop. But when the cops checked out the area, they couldn’t find any evidence of a shooting.
Then there was the matter of how the bullet traveled through Marcus. Apparently it went through the top of his manhood . . . through his right testicle . . . into his upper thigh . . . and then out of the other side of his thigh.
In other words, the bullet hadn’t gone into Marcus straight on . . . the angle showed it went into his junk from above.
And when the cops found the gun in Marcus’s girlfriend’s car, they figured out what happened: He’d accidentally shot HIMSELF in the junk.
Marcus wasn’t allowed to have a gun because of prior felony convictions, so he was just sentenced to five years and nine months in prison.