Isn’t peeing the bed as an adult punishment enough?

A 39-year-old guy in Deer Park, Illinois peed in bed on Sunday night.  We assume it’s because he was drunk, but we’re not sure.

And no matter what the reason was . . . his 39-year-old girlfriend, Bophanary Om, was NOT happy.  (Careful:  You might even say she was pissed.)

So she grabbed a MACHETE that I guess was just lying around . . . and she hit her boyfriend in the HEAD with it.  Fortunately she hit him with the flat part, not the blade, but still.

He was taken to the hospital with a serious head injury, and she was arrested on two felony battery counts.