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This Mom Wrote Rules For Dating Her Son!!

The Daily Mail says a Louisiana woman recently found a list of rules her boyfriend’s mother made for women that want to date him and posted it on on Tik…

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The Daily Mail says a Louisiana woman recently found a list of rules her boyfriend's mother made for women that want to date him and posted it on on Tik Tok!

Here are this mom's 10 commandments for dating her son!

1. He is not your ATM

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2. If you show up at my house looking like a stripper, I will make you go away.

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3. If I see any 'sexts' on his phone, I will make you go away.

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4. Understand that, if I don't like you, I will make you go away.

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5. Understand that I can make you go away.

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6. He's a 'Mama's boy'. Unless you have a ring on your finger, your opinion of that does not matter.

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7. You are not in charge of him and it's not up to you to change him. Take him for who he is, or see rule #5.

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8. He is a gentleman. I taught him that. You better act like a lady and deserve that.

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9. I know how to avoid jail.

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10. If you weasel your way past all of these rules and fake your way to a ring on your finger, I will be something much worse than your boyfriend's mom. I'll be your Mother-In-Law.

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Jonel Jaksa is the producer for The All-New Morning Bounce with Mean Jean and Shannon Renee. He’s been with 105.1 The Bounce since 2020 and has been in radio for over 20 years. He’s worked at several stations and in a wide array of radio formats, from hip-hop to rock to country music to sports talk, and is a three-time Michigan Association of Broadcasters award winner. As a content creator for 105.1 The Bounce, Jonel writes articles on hip-hop music, movies, WWE and pop culture.