5 Ways To Get Revenge On Your Ex On Valentine’s Day
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If you want to get revenge on your ex on Valentine’s Day, there are quite a few options—none of which will actually hurt anyone. Many companies offer things you can do to feel better about being single on Valentine’s Day.
Here are five ways to get revenge on your ex on Valentine’s Day.
Region Scoopers Dog Waste Removal:
This Ohio-based company will allow you to purchase one of the bags they use to pick up dog waste with your ex’s name on it. Then send you a picture of it. The poo-gram will cost $5, and proceeds will go to The Humane Society of Hobart. If you’re interested in purchasing one, you can get all the info
Send payment on PayPal here and your phone number to start the process.
Scrap Car Comparison:
UK-based Scrap Car Comparison will do their Scrap Your Ex, where you can get your ex’s name spray painted on a car that will later be demolished. You can get info on this here.
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Who Gives a Crap TP:
Who Gives a Crap TP, is bringing back their ‘Flush Your Ex.’ You can take any old things from your ex, such as letters, postcards, etc., and they’ll turn them into recycled toilet paper.
You can find out where to send your items or buy TP items here.
San Antonio Zoo:
If bugs are more your thing, the San Antonio Zoo will name a cockroach after your ex and feed it to one of the other animals at the zoo. It will cost a $5, $10 or $25 donation to the zoo, which includes a digital Valentine’s Card.
You can purchase your roach here.
Custom Toilet Paper:
If getting letters recycled into toilet paper isn’t enough, you can buy custom tp from Etsy. They can impose any image onto the toilet paper. You can buy it here.
If you’re in love, you’ve got options too:
5 Unique Detroit Valentine's Day Date Ideas You'll Love
While every day in a relationship is important to a couple, there’s one special day that falls on February 14th every single year. You know what I’m talking about. It’s Valentine’s Day. You know when that little guy named Cupid makes an appearance with his bow and arrow of love. It’s a day when we go out of our way to express our love and affection for our partners. We plan special dates, give gifts, and express meaningful words in a card.
Now, I can’t be the only person in a relationship that recognizes that things can come become routine and life can get in the way. Even on this special day, you end up at the same restaurant that you typically go to or life’s been busy so you’re stopping at a store last minute for a gift. It happens to the best of us!
But, it doesn’t have to be this way. You can have a unique Valentine’s Day date that you and your partner will cherish for years to come. Planning for a unique date shows your partner that you have put an effort to make sure that the day is special and meaningful for them. Plus, it’s just a great way to have fun and build your bond by sharing new experiences together.
So, give your loved one a break from the typical dinner and movie date. Add a little excitement to your relationship and check out one of the fun and adventurous date ideas below. I know I plan on taking my husband to the Detroit Distillery Tour. I had the opportunity to visit the facility the other day to learn about their new flavored Paczki’s vodka. They told me about the tour. He loves whiskey, which is their main liquor, so he’s going to remember this forever.
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