D BAG Of The Day: A Guy Asks His Tinder Date to Wear Black . . . Then Takes Her to His Grandma's Funeral
A lot of weird stuff goes down on Tinder. This might beat all of it.
D Bag Of The Day: Substitute Teacher Tells First Graders That Santa Isn't Real!
A New Jersey school district is apologizing after a substitute teacher told first grade students Santa Claus isn't real. Cedar Hill School Principal Michael Raj, in Montville, said once he became aware of the situation, he "immediately" spoke to the teacher about "her poor judgment." Lisa Simek, an upset parent, said the teacher told kids…
A Woman Is So Upset She Can't Get Free Beer. . .She Starts Torching the Store with an Improvised Flamethrower!
This doesn't seem like an overreaction or anything.
D BAG Of The Day: A Guy Gets a DUI, Then Thinks the Cop Driving Him to Jail Is His Uber Driver
If this guy had just used Uber to begin with, he wouldn't have made national news for being a moron . . . 40-year-old Travis Howard got a DUI on Saturday after he rear-ended another car at a stoplight near Fort Myers, Florida. When cops asked how it happened, he couldn't remember. Then…
D BAG Of The Day: A Lady Loudly Passes Gas in a Checkout Line, Then Pulls a Knife When a Guy Complains
You've heard the term "silent but deadly." Now here's "loud and deadly" with a little crazy mixed in . . . A 37-year-old woman named Shanetta Wilson was standing in line at a Dollar General store near Fort Lauderdale on Sunday when she loudly PASSED GAS. Apparently she cut a good one, and…
D BAG Of The Day: A Woman Beat Up Her Boyfriend For Turning Down Sex on Thanksgiving . . . and She's Done It Before!
I know this is the time of year when couples start their own annual traditions . . . but, you know, maybe not THIS. There's a 31-year-old woman named Rebecca Phelps in Hudson, Florida. And she wanted to have sex with her boyfriend on Thanksgiving and even grabbed his junk to let him know…
D BAG Of The Day: A Guy Steals $50,000 to Get New Teeth and an Expensive Puppy
There's a 52-year-old guy named Timothy Powell in Plantation, Florida and he recently stole the identity of an 80-year-old man with dementia by buying his info off the dark web. And Timothy took about $50,000 out of the guy's bank account to buy two things: Dental surgery to replace his jacked up teeth . .…
D BAG Of The Day: Woman Smashes Repo Man's Truck with Bat!
This is unacceptable behavior, but if you've ever been towed you know the feeling. A woman in Chattanooga, Tennessee tried to stop a guy from towing her car by smashing his tow truck with a baseball bat. Apparently they were repossessing it.
D Bag Of The Day: A Guy Was So Angry Over His Delayed Flight He Set His Luggage on Fire
Almost 31 million Americans are flying somewhere for Thanksgiving this week. It's going to be hell.