Former Detroit Lions Quarterback, Dan Orlovsky, who started seven games for Detroit during their 0-16 season back in 2008 is currently an NFL Analyst for ESPN. When Orlovsky isn’t talking football on ESPN, he is known for his terrible food takes on Twitter. One of those takes was naming dark chocolate the best Halloween candy in his power rankings:
Halloween Candy Ranking. Deep Breaths— Dan Orlovsky (@danorlovsky7) October 22, 2022
1) Dark Chocolate
5) Reese’s Pieces
6) Reese’s Cups
7) Charleston Chew
9) 100 grand
The Halloween candy is mild compared to what the former Detroit Quarterback admitted to on Twitter on Tuesday night. Baltimore Ravens Cornerback, Marlon Humphrey tweeted about wanting a full body blow dryer to dry his body off after taking a shower and expressing his general dislike for towels. Orlovsky, then unsolicited volunteered that he uses a towel 30 times before he washes it and uses a new one.
Question is:— Dan Orlovsky (@danorlovsky7) March 15, 2023
How many times do you use a towel post shower till you throw it in laundry? I’m 30 times or so till it goes in
And no I agree but that air better be HOT
Obviously, Twitter went nuts when this got out, if you could use some entertainment, just search “Dan Orlovsky” on Twitter and get ready to laugh. I’ve pulled a couple of my favorites for you to see.
What it’s like being Dan Orlovsky’s towel https://t.co/qYLhBvnhf7 pic.twitter.com/mSftrihTsO— PAWL (@Boomer_Pawl) March 15, 2023
Dan Orlovsky's towel running from him pic.twitter.com/33b43wxzBQ— Tim (@knothead65) March 15, 2023
How many times do you use your towel before you wash it, and use a new one?!