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GLENDALE, ARIZONA - FEBRUARY 12: Dan Orlovsky looks on prior to Super Bowl LVII between the Kansas City Chiefs and Philadelphia Eagles at State Farm Stadium on February 12, 2023 in Glendale, Arizona. (Photo by Carmen Mandato/Getty Images)

Former Detroit Lions Quarterback, Dan Orlovsky, who started seven games for Detroit during their 0-16 season back in 2008  is currently an NFL Analyst for ESPN. When Orlovsky isn’t talking football on ESPN, he is known for his terrible food takes on Twitter. One of those takes was naming dark chocolate the best Halloween candy in his power rankings:

The Halloween candy is mild compared to what the former Detroit Quarterback admitted to on Twitter on Tuesday night. Baltimore Ravens Cornerback, Marlon Humphrey tweeted about wanting a full body blow dryer to dry his body off after taking a shower and expressing his general dislike for towels. Orlovsky, then unsolicited volunteered that he uses a towel 30 times before he washes it and uses a new one.

Obviously, Twitter went nuts when this got out, if you could use some entertainment, just search “Dan Orlovsky” on Twitter and get ready to laugh. I’ve pulled a couple of my favorites for you to see.

How many times do you use your towel before you wash it, and use a new one?!

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