How did this brilliant plan not work?  I'm shocked.

There's a 34-year-old woman named Autum Satterfield from Waverly, in southern Ohio . . . and on Tuesday, she was arrested and put in jail for possession of heroin.

 Oh man, if the cops are really looking for a guy with a footlong in his pants, then I'm definitely going to get dragged in for questioning.  Heh.

Sure, this guy is in jail, but at least no one can question his Christmas spirit.  So that's something.   There's a 55-year-old guy named Angel Romaguera in Hialeah, Florida.  And earlier this month, he stole a Christmas WREATH off someone's front door. But he was busted this week . . . when the cops…