New Viral Trend!! They’re Out Here Putting Male “Enhancement” Cream on Their Lips!!
Why does the world make me say these things? Things I really shouldn’t ever have to say? Here goes . . .
A guy named Jerry Maldonado recently posted a video on TikTok that showed him trying out a new technique to get plumper lips . . . he smeared on a cream that’s designed to help men get “ENGORGED”. Yes. You read that right. The proof is down below. I mean the video below. Not down there… Never mind.
This fool left the genital engorgement cream on his lips for eight minutes. Right up until it started “burning really bad.” When he wiped the cream off his lips . . . yeah, they were puffed up! He said, “I kinda like it, I’m not gonna lie.”
The video has gotten more than 3.5 million views. But now, doctors are warning people NOT to do it. One doctor said, “Putting erection cream on your lips in a bid for a fuller pout is utterly ridiculous and can be extremely dangerous . . . [you] could suffer an allergic reaction such as stinging, soreness, blisters, and uncomfortable swelling.” Other side effects from the absorption of the cream as it goes into the body are headaches, blood pressure problems, and even possible heart problems.
Just . . . Don’t. Ok?