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10 Movies From The 80s That Should Have Never Been Remade

How many times have you or someone you were with see the latest trailer for a Hollywood remake/reboot and asked, “Why?” Why bother to remake something that we loved back…

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Jason Momoa attends “Conan The Barbarian” premiere in Madrid, Spain. “Conan” was beloved in 1982. In 2011? Maybe not so much.

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How many times have you or someone you were with see the latest trailer for a Hollywood remake/reboot and asked, "Why?" Why bother to remake something that we loved back in the day? The answer is always something along the lines of "Hollywood just doesn't have any original ideas." But it might be more than that.

People love nostalgia. There's no question. Nearly everyone thinks things were better "back in the day". From music to movies to life in general. The things you experienced in your formative years will always hold a special place in your heart and mind.

Hollywood loves nostalgia too. Remakes and reboots not only give producers a chance to capitalize on an already established property, but filmmakers themselves are able to revisit beloved stories and reimagine them through a contemporary lens.

Last week, the trailer dropped for a reboot of the popular 1989 Patrick Swayze movie "Road House", which will stream exclusively on Amazon Prime beginning March 21st. I was guilty of asking "why" because I had such fond memories of the original. But after watching the trailer, I said to myself, "This could actually work." This one seems to be more of a reimagining of the original where Jake Gyllenhaal is a former mixed martial arts fighter who turns to being a bouncer at a dive bar.

So, yeah. I'm looking forward to seeing the updated "Road House". I hope it's good. Because, honestly, there are a lot of movies that came out in the 1980s that are near and dear to us that were remade with disastrous results. Here are 10 examples.

Fame (2009)

1980's "Fame" was a realistic dramatic situations augmented by great musical numbers. 2009's "Fame" was an unexceptional musical enveloped by sanitized, dumbed-down clichés. At least Debbie Allen was featured in this one too.

The Karate Kid (2010)

The Karate Kid, which came out in 1984 and spawned 3 sequels, is beloved. You need no further proof of that than the success of the "Cobra Kai" Netflix series that revolves around the characters from the original film. The remake stays pretty true to the original but is not without significant changes. It's not hard to imagine Jaden Smith's lead character being bullied at school. I don't mean that to sound like he was unlikeable in the movie. Quite the opposite. He has the natural charm of his dad, Will Smith. But he's dwarfed by his classmates which helps the viewer suspend disbelief and root for him. Not a bad remake, just an unnecessary one.

Footloose (2011)

The idea that a town would outlaw dancing was kind of farfetched in 1984. It is even more so in today, or even in 2011 when this remake was released. But where the original had charm and humor, the remake lacks both.

Conan The Barbarian (2011)

Conan The Barbarian came out in 1982 and was the first film that Arnold Schwarzenegger starred in. It's popularity inspired a sequel and even three different monthly comic book series. It was an epic tale of swords and sorcery and mayhem. The reboot starring Jason Mamoa is an epic disaster. Conan's backstory is altered and the plot is confusing and nonsensical. Personally, I could only make it through about half of this movie before finding something else to watch.

Arthur (2011)

1981's "Arthur", starring Dudley Moore, was one of my favorite's for years. This remake casts Russell Brand in the lead role and your opinion of the movie depends on how much Russell Brand you can tolerate. A little of him goes a long way. This is an edgier version from the original but at least it remain heartwarming in spirit.

Red Dawn (2012)

They traded the hero, Patrick Swayze for Chris Hemsworth, traded the bad guys, Soviet Russia for North Korea and traded a plausible conflict in the 1984 original with a questionable premise in the current state of warfare. The original wasn't great, but it was fun. So, I suppose this remake does live up to the original in that aspect.

Annie (2014)

1982's "Annie" kept close the depression-era backdrop of the original 1977 stage version. It was a period piece. Updating the story in modern-day New York City makes it seem simplistic and harder to get into. On a positive note, Quvenzhane Wallis, who is cast as the updated Annie is a pleasure to watch throughout.

Robocop (2014)

It's funny, I actually just watched this remake of the 1987 film a few weeks ago with my son. I went into it with pretty high expectations since the cast included Michael Keaton, Gary Oldman and even a bit part for Samuel L. Jackson. My son lost interest about a half hour in and started watching reels on his phone. I got through the entire movie but when it was finished, all I wanted to do was go back and watch the original again.

Poltergeist (2015)

The original 1982 film about a suburban American family who's house was infiltrated by ghosts became a classic horror movie. The shortcomings of the remake start an end with the fact that it just wasn't as scary as it's predecessor. Elements from the first movie that made people fall in love with it remain, but because of that, it that only leads to the question, "Why not just watch the original?"

Pet Sematary (2019)

What was added to this remake of the 1989 horror classic based of the book by Stephen King? Jump scares. That's about it. It uses modern horror movie methods to appease contemporary viewers, but the character development is what's really lacking. You don't care as much for the movie's characters as you did for the ones in the original. And John Lithgow is cool and all, but he's no Fred Gwynn.

14 Actors Who Hated Their Own Movies

There are movies that we love and those we can't stand. For the actors starring in these films, some are proud of the work they did, while others wish they didn't sign up for certain projects. Actors of high and low status have regrets about the roles they've taken on during the course of their careers. Unfortunately for them, these movies will live on forever to haunt them. Some have openly bashed the films they starred in, while others have taken it in stride and made jokes about their poor choices. However, some of the movies on this list have become cult favorites, like the 2004 Catwoman movie Halle Berry starred in. Critics may have hated it, with a Rotten Tomatoes rating of a low 8%, but it still gained a cult following. While appearing on What What Happens Live in 2017, the actress was asked to rate the movie and while laughing, she says, "100."

Cult Followings

Another film that has a large cult following is the Twilight film franchise. Robert Pattinson starred as Edward Cullen, the brooding heartthrob vampire of every teenage girl's fantasies during the late aughts. During the Twilight mania, Pattinson was overwhelmed by the intensity of it all, and his disinterest in the franchise was reflected in his press tour for the films. In a 2019 interview with USA Today, Pattinson revealed he has "very warm memories" since the mania died down. He told the publication, "People come up [to me] and just have very fond memories of it. It's a really sweet thing. I think the only scary part was right in the thick of it all, when it was very, very intense." The actor also spoke highly of the film's soundtrack. He said as he recently watched part of New Moon on TV. "It genuinely does have an incredibly good soundtrack. I completely forgot, but the soundtracks were quite ahead of their time." The New Moon soundtrack featured artists like Grizzly Bear, Bon Iver & St. Vincent, Lykke Li, Death Cab For Cutie, Muse, and The Killers.

Take a look below at which 14 actors hated the movies they starred in.

Arnold Schwarzenegger -- 'Red Sonja'

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Of the 1985 fantasy film, Schwarzenegger called it "the worst film I have ever made." He once said the film is so bad, he used it to punish his kids. "When my kids get out of line, they’re sent to their rooms and forced to watch 'Red Sonja' 10 times. I never had too much trouble with them."


Ryan Reynolds -- 'Green Lantern'

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2011's 'Green Lantern' was so bad, Reynolds couldn't bring himself to watch the movie all the way through. Even his Deadpool character made fun of it in the first 'Deadpool' movie, saying, "Please don’t make the super-suit green…or animated."


Michelle Pfeiffer -- 'Grease 2'

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In a 2007 interview with 'Hollywood,' Pfeiffer said that she hated the 1982 sequel "with a vengeance." She said she was young at the time and "could not believe how bad it was." The actress rose to prominence the following year after starring in 1983’s 'Scarface.'


Jessica Alba -- 'Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer'

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Playing the Invisible Woman in the 2007 superhero sequel, Alba previously told 'Elle,' "I hated it. I really hated [it]." She recalls a scene she was dying in and the director Tim Story told her, "'It looks too real. It looks too painful. Can you be prettier when you cry? Cry pretty, Jessica.'" At the time, the experience made her question not only her worth as an actor, but also her worth as a human being and said, "F--- it. I don't care about this business anymore."


Channing Tatum -- 'GI Joe: The Rise of Cobra'

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Of the 2009 action/adventure movie based on the toy line, Tatum said, “I’ll be honest, I f---ing hate that movie." Not only was he pushed into doing it, he also said the script wasn't any good. On top of that, Tatum said didn’t want to do something that was bad, as he was a fan of GI Joe animated series from the '80s and "watched every morning growing up."


Brad Pitt -- 'The Devil’s Own'

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Pitt called the 1997 thriller, in which he starred alongside Harrison Ford, a “disaster” and “the most irresponsible bit of filmmaking, if you can even call it that, that I’ve ever seen." There was even drama between Ford and Pitt, with the two butting heads about agreeing on a director and Ford's desire to have his character have a more complex storyline like Brad's.


Halle Berry -- 'Catwoman'

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When the actress accepted her Razzie for Worst Actress in 2005, she told the audience, "Thank you so much. I never in my life thought I would be up here." She then hilariously thanked her manager, saying, "He loves me so much that he convinces me to do projects even when he knows that it is s---." Berry took the criticism in stride, later telling 'Vanity Fair' in 2021, "I always learned that if you can't be a good loser, then you don't deserve to be a good winner. So I went there and made fun of myself. I had a great time and then I set that thing on fire."


Charlize Theron -- 'Reindeer Games'

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In this 2000 crime-thriller starring alongside Ben Affleck, the actress told 'Esquire' in 2007 it was "a bad, bad, bad movie. But even though the movie might suck, I got to work with John Frankenheimer. I wasn’t lying to myself – that’s why I did it.” Director Frankenheimer was known for his classic 1960s films like 'Birdman of Alcatraz' and 'The Manchurian Candidate.'


Ryan Reynolds -- 'Green Lantern'

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2011's 'Green Lantern' was so bad, Reynolds couldn't bring himself to watch the movie all the way through. Even his Deadpool character made fun of it in the first 'Deadpool' movie, saying, "Please don’t make the super-suit green…or animated."


Robert Pattinson -- 'Twilight'

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Though I was absolutely a "Twi-hard" when the movie came out and read the entire series, it was well-known that Pattinson hated playing the role of Edward Cullen. Interview footage of the actor circulated social media before the final 'Twilight' film hit theaters. He said, "It’s weird kind of representing something you don’t particularly like." A few weeks later, he said he would have “mindlessly hated” the series if he wasn't starring in it. He also joked that he "stopped mentally progressing around the time when I started doing those movies."


Sylvester Stallone -- 'Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot'

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In 2006, Sly called the 1992 action-comedy, "Maybe one of the worst films in the entire solar system, including alien productions we’ve never seen… a flatworm could write a better script than 'Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot.'" Stallone signed onto the project after he heard that his infamous action rival, Arnold Schwarzenegger, was interested in the part. However, in 2017, Schwarzenegger revealed he pretended to be interested in the movie to lure Stallone towards the “really bad” script.


Alec Baldwin -- ' Rock of Ages'

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The actor said of the jukebox musical comedy: "It was a complete disaster." Baldwin told 'The Wrap' of the remorse he felt early on: "A week in you go, 'Oh God, what have I done?'" He even Baldwin to have his role replaced shortly before the beginning of production. The film's ensemble cast of Julianne Hough, Paul Giamatti, Catherine Zeta-Jones, Malin Åkerman, Mary J. Blige, Bryan Cranston, Russell Brand, and Tom Cruise still couldn't save the negative critic reviews.


Ben Affleck -- 'Daredevil'

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Before he landed the role of Batman, Affleck played the role of Daredevil in the 2003 Marvel movie. The actor told 'Entertainment Weekly' in 2007, "'Daredevil' didn’t work at all. If I wanted to go viral, I would be less polite."


George Clooney -- 'Batman & Robin'

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There have been many actors who took on the role of Batman over the years, but only one had a batsuit with nipples -- and that was Clooney's in the 1992 Joel Schumacher-directed film. The actor thought he "destroyed the franchise until somebody else brought it back years later and changed it," adding that at the time he thought it was going to be a very good career move. "It wasn’t."

Jonel Jaksa is the producer for The All-New Morning Bounce with Mean Jean and Shannon Renee. He’s been with 105.1 The Bounce since 2020 and has been in radio for over 20 years. He’s worked at several stations and in a wide array of radio formats, from hip-hop to rock to country music to sports talk, and is a three-time Michigan Association of Broadcasters award winner. As a content creator for 105.1 The Bounce, Jonel writes articles on hip-hop music, movies, WWE and pop culture.